Some know me as Bonnie but you may refer to me as Supreme Commander or Supreme Dictator.
I believe in the following :
Good friends/family + good food + good booze + good music = good times.
I'd throw "good books" into that equation but I can't see a way to make it fit.
I don't see how I can define myself in all these little boxes. I can only be experienced. Now wouldn't that make an excellent slogan for some kind of liquor or anything that's exotic? Oh yeah. Know that you saw it here first. * wink *
I make up a lot of the words I use on a daily basis. Whether or not they're real, I just misspelled them or I decided to turn a noun into a verb, I realized that it can be confusing to most people. Therefore, I've decided to make up a little glossary here on the side to help you people out. I'll be adding to this as I blog along. Nai-su!
Aggro :: Angry, bad feelings, your juju is all wacky and now you have the crazy urge to either break something or you want to play a lot of boxing on Wii Fit to let out all your aggression.
BonnieLand :: A place where all is happy, sparkly and perfect. Too bad it currently only exists in my head but HEY!! GUESS WHAT?! This blog is now a part of BonnieLand and you are my honored guests. Hai! Now take off your shoes if you wanna step in and play.
Drunktard, Drunktarded, Drunktardedness :: Describes state of mind and/or state of being (depending on how you use it. I'd list the whole "noun", "pronoun", "verb", "adverb" dealio for you but my grammer sucks and it's a wonder I can communicate this much as it is. Where was I....oh yes. I was defining what "drunktard" means. Got it).
What it's describing exactly is the point where you're so faded and blitzed that you're past all hope of saving. As in, you're not just over the hill but you're WAAAAAAAAY the hell past Grandma's house. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to the ER because you'll most likely need to have your stomach pumped.
Emo, Emo.ness :: State of being emotional. Pretty straightforward, no? But for those of you who need further clarification, here it is.
Describes the general state of all That Is Emo. There are 3 stages of Emo.Ness.
EmoDemons :: You know how they say "Fight your inner demons"? Yeah. Little do most people know that the only way to battle off the Emo (or any variation of it) is to fight the demons that bring you to this sorry state. I call them EmoDemons because I dunno what else to call them. :D
Emo.fied, emo.fiedness :: It means you're feeling emo, you're feeling blue and you don't know what to do. Usually a chocolate bar help bring you out of your funk or, if you really want to break out the big guns, a glass of wine. But no more than two because if you go beyond two glasses, you've entered the next step of Emo.ness which would be Funkdafied.
Emo.Funkdafied, Emo.Funkdafiedness :: You are messed up beyond a joke. The 3rd and most dreaded level of Emo.ness. Your emotional storm reading could be classified as a Perfect Storm. The only way out is either you eat a whole gallon of your choice of ice cream, drown it out in something stiff like a good scotch or a bottle of wine with the girls. There is one last secret method to facilitate the removal of the EmoDemons and it is my preferred method. You go on a crazy rampage of singing songs like "Careless Whispers", "My Heart Will Go On", "Eternal Flame", "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" at your nearest Karaoke bar that features private rooms AND liquor with a small handful of trustworthy friends. Highly effective and I'm speaking from experience. Uh huh.
FOB, fob :: Pronounced "PHOB". While the ignorant and hopelessly uncool will use this term in a derogatory way, I am not taking that particular spin. In BonnieLand, it means Fresh Off the Boat with a heavy emphasis on the word "Fresh", as in super fly. So don't hate. Celebrate!
FOBulous :: Pronounced "PHOB-you-lous. Meaning fabulous with a FOBby edge.
FOBulicious :: Pronounced "PHOB-you-lee-shus. Meaning delicious with a FOBby twist. By "delicious", I don't mean it has to be something you have to taste. It could be "delicious" as in "Wow, that guy's absolutely delicious", know what I mean? Cools.
Funkafied, Funkdafiedness :: When you're in a funk. Not to be confused with Emo. Think of these blues-y feelings like levels. First comes Emo. Then comes Funkdafied. If you haven't exorcised the EmoDemons by this stage, then you're off to the dreaded Emo.Funkdafied stage...and may Heaven and the Karaoke Gods help you then.
Ninja.Fu :: Anything Ninja.Fu means it is cloaked in secrecy and/or is a skill that takes dedication and lots of time to master.
Noraebang :: Pronounced "no-RAY-bahng". Korean for "karaoke". By the way. KARAOKE is not pronounced "Care EE oh kee", okay? It's pronounced "Ka-ra-OH-kay". Please. It makes my ears bleed whenever I hear CareEEohkee. Okay? Okaythxbye.
Ridicurous :: Pronounced "ree-DICK-you-rus". Describes something that is anywhere from one to a few notches above the more commonly known term "Ridiculous".
Ridonkulous :: Pronounced "ree-DONK-you-lus". Redonkulous is actually the little known but highly concentrated and ultimate mighty morphed form of its more well known cousin, "Ridiculous".